Man on phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good…
The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish?
He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pyjamas?”
You’ll love the answer..!!
She says, “I did…..They’re in your fishing box”
…. Game over !!
Food for Thought:
- Most people cheat because they’re paying more attention to what they are missing rather than what they have.
- Cheating is easy, especially for those who never wish to try something more challenging like being faithful.
- If you succeed in cheating someone, don’t think that the person is a fool. Realize that they trusted you much more than you deserved.
- It pays more to be careful who you give your heart to.
- If another man steals your wife, there’s no better revenge than letting him keep her. Real women can’t be stolen.