I want to be a Machine

August 3, 2018 // 0 Comments

When my grandson, Jimmy, was 4 or 5, we asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. “I want to be a machine,” he said without hesitation. When we asked him why, he [...]

Fantastic birthday jokes

July 20, 2018 // 0 Comments

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.   Did you hear about the [...]

The lord is my shepherd

June 30, 2018 // 0 Comments

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer. “All 40 accounted for,” he said. “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer [...]