Have you laughed today?
Don’t break anybody’s heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206. If you ever fart in public, just yell, “Turbo power!” and walk [...]
Jokes
Love your job
Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade. Utkarsh: “What are you doing these days?” Sparsh: “PHD.” [...]
Quarreling couples, the kids are listening!
A man kills a deer and takes it home for dinner but his wife had a better idea. The couple decided to play games with their kids by not disclosing what kind of meat it [...]
Joke of the day
Good thinking, good product
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot [...]
Get your dam fish here!
A boy is selling fish on a corner and, to get his customers’ attention, he yells, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor hears this [...]
Don’t you dare me!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his [...]
Honest parents are rare to find
A family is at the dinner table and the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, feeling surprised and challenged for the values [...]
Have you laughed today?
Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life? Her: Awww… Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 [...]
Fantastic birthday jokes
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Did you hear about the [...]
What I love most about pun
I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, “Wii.” Q. Why can’t you run through a campground? A. You can only ran, [...]
When life isn’t funny any more
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person. Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. I lost [...]