Jokes
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A man was suspecting his wife of cheating he decided to go to his village and consult a juju man (sorcerer). The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard. 🤔🤔🤔 So, the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.…
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LET’S LAUGH 😂😁😂😁😂 SMALL Wife: What are your plans for Easter? Husband: Same as Jesus. Wife: What do u mean? Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday! Wife: “That’s AWESOME. If you do that, I’ll also do like Mary. Husband: What do u mean? Wife: I will show up pregnant yet untouched…
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Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind? Boy: Yes, grandma! She said she loves me, I love her too.. and she’s the best cook and & story teller in the whole world! Dad: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there! Boy: What…
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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,”…
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Ok, it started like this. Last week my Oga (boss) sent me to go and buy MTN N500. So Mama Tochukwu get only N400 and N100 MTN; she no get N500 card. I come back house tell my Oga say I no see N500 card but them get only N400 and N100. My Oga begin…
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An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.” The German doctor says: “That’s nothing,in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is…
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An Igbo doctor can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a signpost outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR 20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic… 🌞Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste” 🌝Igbo man: “Nurse,…
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 Two cities in Nigeria, Warri in delta state and Ajegunle in Lagos state, decided tohold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, Warri city Sent a delegate to Ajegunle city, to confirm If the competition will still hold. When the delegate got to Ajegunle City, the hosts (people of Ajegunle) brought 10 litres…
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Don’t break anybody’s heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206. If you ever fart in public, just yell, “Turbo power!” and walk faster. Yo momma is so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon. Interviewer: “What’s your greatest weakness?” Candidate: “Honesty.” Interviewer: “I don’t think honesty is…
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Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade. Utkarsh: “What are you doing these days?” Sparsh: “PHD.” Utkarsh: “Wow! You’re a doctor!” Sparsh: “No, Pizza Home Delivery.”
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A man kills a deer and takes it home for dinner but his wife had a better idea. The couple decided to play games with their kids by not disclosing what kind of meat it is. Dinner was soon served and, having agreed on their non-disclosure idea, the man and his wife asked their…
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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says,…
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A boy is selling fish on a corner and, to get his customers’ attention, he yells, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish.’” The boy responds, “Because I caught these fish at the local dam.” The pastor bought some…
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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A family is at the dinner table and the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, feeling surprised and challenged for the values he stood for, answers his son, “Well, you see, a woman goes through three phases…In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round…
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