😂😂😂😂😂😂 Two cities in Nigeria, Warri in delta state and Ajegunle in Lagos state, decided tohold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, Warri city Sent a delegate to Ajegunle city, to confirm If the competition will still hold. When the delegate got to Ajegunle City, the hosts (people of Ajegunle) brought 10 litres … Continue reading The real difference between Warri and Ajegunle
Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206. If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster. Yo momma is so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon. Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?" Candidate: "Honesty." Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is … Continue reading Have you laughed today?
Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade. Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?" Sparsh: "PHD." Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!" Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."
A man kills a deer and takes it home for dinner but his wife had a better idea. The couple decided to play games with their kids by not disclosing what kind of meat it is. Dinner was soon served and, having agreed on their non-disclosure idea, the man and his wife asked their … Continue reading Quarreling couples, the kids are listening!
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, … Continue reading Good thinking, good product
A boy is selling fish on a corner and, to get his customers' attention, he yells, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor bought some … Continue reading Get your dam fish here!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
A family is at the dinner table and the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, feeling surprised and challenged for the values he stood for, answers his son, “Well, you see, a woman goes through three phases...In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round … Continue reading Honest parents are rare to find
Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life? Her: Awww... Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me. Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he … Continue reading Have you laughed today?