Boy aged 4: Dad, I've decided to get married Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind? Boy: Yes, grandma! She said she loves me, I love her too.. and she's the best cook and & story teller in the whole world! Dad: That's nice, but we have a small problem there! Boy: What … Continue reading I’m in love with grandma
Tag: Jokes
One for you, one for me
Photo by Andrea Piacquadio on Pexels.com On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me, … Continue reading One for you, one for me
My boss can’t explain why he sacked me
Ok, it started like this. Last week my Oga (boss) sent me to go and buy MTN N500. So Mama Tochukwu get only N400 and N100 MTN; she no get N500 card. I come back house tell my Oga say I no see N500 card but them get only N400 and N100. My Oga begin … Continue reading My boss can’t explain why he sacked me
Nigerians are great people
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor says: "That's nothing,in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is … Continue reading Nigerians are great people
Laughter Junction: Payback time for scammers
An Igbo doctor can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a signpost outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic… 🌞Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" 🌝Igbo man: "Nurse, … Continue reading Laughter Junction: Payback time for scammers
The real difference between Warri and Ajegunle
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Two cities in Nigeria, Warri in delta state and Ajegunle in Lagos state, decided tohold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, Warri city Sent a delegate to Ajegunle city, to confirm If the competition will still hold. When the delegate got to Ajegunle City, the hosts (people of Ajegunle) brought 10 litres … Continue reading The real difference between Warri and Ajegunle
Have you laughed today?
Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206. If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster. Yo momma is so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon. Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?" Candidate: "Honesty." Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is … Continue reading Have you laughed today?
Love your job
Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade. Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?" Sparsh: "PHD." Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!" Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."
Quarreling couples, the kids are listening!
A man kills a deer and takes it home for dinner but his wife had a better idea. The couple decided to play games with their kids by not disclosing what kind of meat it is. Dinner was soon served and, having agreed on their non-disclosure idea, the man and his wife asked their … Continue reading Quarreling couples, the kids are listening!
Joke of the day
Good thinking, good product
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, … Continue reading Good thinking, good product
Get your dam fish here!
A boy is selling fish on a corner and, to get his customers' attention, he yells, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor bought some … Continue reading Get your dam fish here!
Don’t you dare me!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Honest parents are rare to find
A family is at the dinner table and the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, feeling surprised and challenged for the values he stood for, answers his son, “Well, you see, a woman goes through three phases...In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round … Continue reading Honest parents are rare to find
Have you laughed today?
Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life? Her: Awww... Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me. Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he … Continue reading Have you laughed today?
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