An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor says: "That's nothing,in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is … Continue reading Nigerians are great people
An Igbo doctor can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a signpost outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic… 🌞Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" 🌝Igbo man: "Nurse, … Continue reading Laughter Junction: Payback time for scammers
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Two cities in Nigeria, Warri in delta state and Ajegunle in Lagos state, decided tohold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, Warri city Sent a delegate to Ajegunle city, to confirm If the competition will still hold. When the delegate got to Ajegunle City, the hosts (people of Ajegunle) brought 10 litres … Continue reading The real difference between Warri and Ajegunle
Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206. If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster. Yo momma is so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon. Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?" Candidate: "Honesty." Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is … Continue reading Have you laughed today?
Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade. Utkarsh: "What are you doing these days?" Sparsh: "PHD." Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!" Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."
A man kills a deer and takes it home for dinner but his wife had a better idea. The couple decided to play games with their kids by not disclosing what kind of meat it is. Dinner was soon served and, having agreed on their non-disclosure idea, the man and his wife asked their … Continue reading Quarreling couples, the kids are listening!
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, … Continue reading Good thinking, good product
A boy is selling fish on a corner and, to get his customers' attention, he yells, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor bought some … Continue reading Get your dam fish here!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.