The real difference between Warri and Ajegunle

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Two cities in Nigeria, Warri in delta state and Ajegunle in Lagos state, decided tohold a drinking competition. A week to the competition, Warri city Sent a delegate to Ajegunle city, to confirm If the competition will still hold. When the delegate got to Ajegunle City, the hosts (people of Ajegunle) brought 10 litres … Continue reading The real difference between Warri and Ajegunle

Have you laughed today?

Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206.   If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.   Yo momma is so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.   Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?" Candidate: "Honesty." Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is … Continue reading Have you laughed today?

Quarreling couples, the kids are listening!

  A man kills a deer and takes it home for dinner but his wife had a better idea. The couple decided to play games with their kids by not disclosing what kind of meat it is. Dinner was soon served and, having agreed on their non-disclosure idea, the man and his wife asked their … Continue reading Quarreling couples, the kids are listening!

Good thinking, good product

  A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, … Continue reading Good thinking, good product

Get your dam fish here!

  A boy is selling fish on a corner and, to get his customers' attention, he yells, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor bought some … Continue reading Get your dam fish here!

Honest parents are rare to find

  A family is at the dinner table and the son asks his father, β€œDad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, feeling surprised and challenged for the values he stood for, answers his son, β€œWell, you see, a woman goes through three phases...In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round … Continue reading Honest parents are rare to find

Have you laughed today?

  Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them   Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life? Her: Awww... Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.   Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he … Continue reading Have you laughed today?