A man kills a deer and takes it home for dinner but his wife had a better idea.
The couple decided to play games with their kids by not disclosing what kind of meat it is.
Dinner was soon served and, having agreed on their non-disclosure idea, the man and his wife asked their kids to guess–with clues provided.
‘Well, that meat?’ The man started, finally adding that it sounds like what their mother calls him.
Their last child, Laura, quickly screamed at thoughts of the correct answer.
‘I know it!’ The 5-year-old girl said to her elder ones. ‘Don’t eat it…It’s an asshole!’