A boy is selling fish on a corner and, to get his customers’ attention, he yells, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!”
A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish.'”
The boy responds, “Because I caught these fish at the local dam.”
The pastor bought some and took them home to his wife, romantically asking the appreciative wife to cook the dam fish.
The wife responds in surprise, “I didn’t know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way.”
He explains to her why they are dam fish and later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.
“That’s the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!” The boy rejoined.