Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married
Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind?
Boy: Yes, grandma! She said she loves me, I love her too.. and she’s the best cook and & story teller in the whole world!
Dad: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there!
Boy: What problem?
Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother!?
Boy: Why not?! You married mine!!•
Have a stress-free day!