Good thinking, good product

 

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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?”

Johnny says, “None.”

The teacher asks, “Why?”

Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.”

The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.”

The teacher’s assistant who is an inquisitive and sarcastic fellow later asked her colleague, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?”

Johnny’s teacher says, “The one sucking her ice cream.”

Her colleague replied, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”

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