Q. Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?
A. Because it uses a honey comb!

 

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A. Because she’ll let it go!

 

Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas

 

Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
A. You’re purrr-fect for me.

 

Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!

 

Q. What did the sleepy Australian bear say at the job interview?
A. “I believe I am koala-fied for this position.”