Funny stories
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Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life? Her: Awww… Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me. Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he…
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Q. Why is a bee’s hair always sticky? A. Because it uses a honey comb! My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? A. Because she’ll let it go! Q: Where did the sheep…
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