I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, “Wii.”
Q. Why can’t you run through a campground?
A. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
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Q. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
I’m only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
Did you hear about the auto body shop that just opened? It comes highly wreck-a-mended.
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.
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