Pun
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A man kills a deer and takes it home for dinner but his wife had a better idea. The couple decided to play games with their kids by not disclosing what kind of meat it is. Dinner was soon served and, having agreed on their non-disclosure idea, the man and his wife asked their…
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I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, “Wii.” Q. Why can’t you run through a campground? A. You can only ran, because it’s past tents. (Credit: @punnstagram) Q. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A. A hippo is really heavy, and…
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I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person. Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her…
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