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Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them


Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww… Yes!!!

Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.


Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.


I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.


Boy: The principal is so dumb!

Girl: Do you know who I am?

Boy: No…

Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!

Boy: Do you know who I am?

Girl: No…

Boy: Good! *Walks away*

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