Food jokes
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A boy is selling fish on a corner and, to get his customers’ attention, he yells, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish.’” The boy responds, “Because I caught these fish at the local dam.” The pastor bought some…
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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A family is at the dinner table and the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, feeling surprised and challenged for the values he stood for, answers his son, “Well, you see, a woman goes through three phases…In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round…
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