A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t excited about the Super Bowl.

“It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” The teacher asked.

“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.

“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were dumb fools? What would you be then?”

“Then I’d be a football fan.”