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Never fight a man with GRACE because the GRACE he carries will DISGRACE you.
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Beware of the naked man who offers you clothes.
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The death of a lion cannot be announced by a goat.
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When one’s goat goes missing, the aroma from a neighbor’s kitchen gets suspicious.
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The words of our elders does not lock all the doors; they leave the right doors open.
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The future belongs to RISK takers, not COMFORT seekers.
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A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple
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Did you know that the popular COCA-COLA Company sold only 25 bottles in its first year. However, the disappointment did not discourage them. Why give up on your life goals?
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The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of in the night, is either the reason for your happiness or source of your pain.
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Be careful about who you trust. Even Salt and Sugar are both white.
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Kindness is like butter, it serves its best purpose when spread around.
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The walls don’t only have ears; they can see, too.
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Never open the door for an Armed Robber, let them break it, it’s part of their job.
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Sometimes, you have to play the fool to fool the fools who think they’re fooling you.
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The only person who reads Terms & Conditions is the person who wrote it.
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A foolish man tells his woman to SHUT Up, but a wise man tells her that those lips look extremely beautiful when they’re closed.
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This is exactly the case with your haters; first they try to ignore you, then they gossip and laugh at you, and when that seem not to be working against you, they start up a fight, then you WIN.
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Don’t hesitate to give them chairs if they can’t stand your success.
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Be very careful about every rumor you hear about a woman; it’s either coming from a man who can’t have her, or a lady who can’t compete with her.
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