Sadly, due to legal issues, sex will regrettably be the only experience not on the menu at the world’s first erotic theme park. There are fears from many quarters that the location will become known as “the capital of sex” or simply, Sodom and Gomorrah.
ErotikaLand will allow tourists a chance of visiting its sex museums for an adventurous exploit of the history of sexuality. Employees will also promote condom use.
The only thing forbidden at the theme park is sexual intercourse, everything else is allowed – nudity, public romance and whatever tourists can wish for – just not SEX.
Businessman Mauro Morata admits: “This won’t be a place for nuns, but it’s not like we’re trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah.
“If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel — which we will operate.”
Visitors will be granted a memorable experience at the theme park with all these side attractions lined up for the project:
- A ‘7D’ cinema where the seats vibrate
- A “train of pleasure” with go-go boys and girls
- A nudist pool and a “sex playground” with water slide
- Ride with bumper cars shaped like genitalia
- A snack bar selling aphrodisiacs.
The proposed site for the park is near Piracicaba, about two hours’ drive from São Paulo, where the main industry is sugarcane production.
Investors are looking at the business project from the positive side. They said the theme park is expected to provide about 250 jobs as well as promote a healthy approach to sex. A very healthy approach to sex and sexuality, indeed.
Do you agree with these investors on the reasons for setting up the sex theme park?