Money: A good reason to be unfaithful in marriage

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.


The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’

‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies.

‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

Moral of the story:
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8 thoughts on “Money: A good reason to be unfaithful in marriage

    1. Everyone knows money is the root of most, if not all the problems with humans. In marriages, it is even more so: women flirting for greed and men committing crimes to keep body and soul together. No matter how it is explained, couples need God in their lives to learn how to stay in love in both riches and want. Nothing triggers the evil in humans like poverty. Most women who would ordinarily stay true to themselves and husbands have had to lose their heads when faced with financial difficulties. I write out of experience. That previous “I can’t do that shit” soon changes to “I had no choice.” We all had choices like others but chose blindness when we eventually succumb.

      1. It’s worse for women. They’ve been an unfaithful folk since the days of Eve.

      2. This is quite agreeable. Women, money, lies, unfaithfulness and greed are all connected.