Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn’t find the “10” button.
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven “ate” nine.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”