A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?”
The dog points to steak in a glass case.
“How many pounds?” The dog barks twice.
“Anything else?” The butcher asks.
The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times. So, the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in the dog’s mouth. Then he took money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck, and led him out.
A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in.
As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”
“Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”