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A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?”

The dog points to steak in a glass case.

“How many pounds?” The dog barks twice.

“Anything else?” The butcher asks.

The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times. So, the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in the dog’s mouth. Then he took money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck, and led him out.

A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in.

As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”

“Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”

 

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