“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said.

“Vitamin  A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. 

“It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”

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Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”

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