Don’t worry, be happy

  “I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin  A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked.  “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.”   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!” @ElizaBayne ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you understand English, press 1. … Continue reading Don’t worry, be happy

When parents lie to their kids

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So, his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question. His mother told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we … Continue reading When parents lie to their kids

Help! My husband is missing

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him. "Yes," she replied. "Please tell him Mother didn't come after all."

Children inherit intelligence from their mothers

"I inherited that from my mother," will henceforth stand as a verified answer if someone, somehow asked why you're so smart. Researchers say they have proof that a mothers's genetics determines how smart her kids can be. The argument also adds that a man makes very little or no contributions in a child's IQ formation, and there's … Continue reading Children inherit intelligence from their mothers

Man, 33, In Court For Raping 56-year-old Biological Mother.

A 33-year-old man was arraigned in a Singapore High Court on Tuesday (July 5) for raping and molesting his biological mother who is said to be 56 years old. The sexual abuse incident occurred at their family home. The alleged rapist currently works with the state's health ministry as a safety coordinator. He has since … Continue reading Man, 33, In Court For Raping 56-year-old Biological Mother.

Revealed: Why Johnny Depp’s Marriage Failed.

The cause of Johnny Depp's divorce from wife Amber Heard has been revealed. It's rather disheartening that such a loving couple could dissolve their marriage due to external influences. Reports confirm that Depp and Heard met on the set of 2011’s The Rum Diary. The couple kicked off a romance that saw them walk the down the … Continue reading Revealed: Why Johnny Depp’s Marriage Failed.