Dad: Who do you like more, Dad or Mum?
Dad: Ok, if I go to America and your Mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Dad: That means you like your Mum more?
Child: No, that means I like Paris.
Dad: Ok, if I go to Paris and your Mum goes to America, where will you go?
Dad: (Angry) Why!?
Child: Well, because I’ve been to Paris before.
Dad: (Angry) when did you go to Paris?
Child: In the first question you asked… 😀😀😀