Dad: Who do you like more, Dad or Mum?

Child: Both

Dad: Ok, if I go to America and your Mum goes to Paris, where will you go?

Child: Paris…

Dad: That means you like your Mum more?

Child: No, that means I like Paris.

Dad: Ok, if I go to Paris and your Mum goes to America, where will you go?

Child: America

Dad: (Angry) Why!?

Child: Well, because I’ve been to Paris before.

Dad: (Angry) when did you go to Paris?

Child: In the first question you asked… 😀😀😀