WIFE
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It was a couple’s tenth wedding anniversary. The wife offered her husband a cup of coffee and went in to fetch some snacks. As she offered him snacks, he asked, “Where’s your cup of coffee?” She replied, “You work hard for us and you make me happy! So you deserve this cup of coffee.” The…
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Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, how’s it going?” The second one sighed and shook his head, “Not good, I can’t pay my bills, my health isn’t good, my kids don’t respect me, and my wife is leaving me.” The first…
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Wife: “I wish I were Juliet, and I had a Romeo…” Husband: “If you would have been Juliet, I don’t think Romeo would’ve chosen to die.”
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1. There is nothing that threatens the security of a wife than the thought of another woman competing for the attention and affection of her husband. Nothing is more painful. Nothing is more disrespecting. Nothing is more insulting. Nothing is more belittling and degrading. 2. Marriage flourishes when the couple work together as a team;…
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A terribly possessive wife has cut off her husband’s penis on suspicion that he was having an affair with her best friend. Liezel Betitta, 32, is currently in police custody after she cut of her man’s willy, believing he was having a romp with the other woman in a building where he worked. She used a pair of…
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A 70-year-old man has been charged with robbing a bank in Kansas City for a reason anyone would find unreasonable, but not for him. He sat down, thought of the consequences of engaging in robbery, weighed the option of living with an ill-tempered wife, before visiting the bank with a gun. Thank God he wasn’t shot…
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Reports from Ningbo, China say a bereaved man resorted to keeping daily records of his activities, moods and dreams in memory of his deceased wife. The diary kept by this broken-hearted husband has already exceeded 1.5 million words, Ningbo Evening News reported. The man, named Chen Xiukang, started his diary four years ago. He hasn’t…
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Being a husband as a follower of Jesus has a high bar attached to it. It isn’t harder than the calling or role of the wife, it is just different. The image given in Ephesians 5 of loving your wife as Christ loved the church is a hard, almost impossible task (I say impossible because nothing is…
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It is so sad when I meet a couple that is unhappy. Whether it is stress, finances, kids, in-laws or sin, too many couples simply settle for a mediocre marriage. They carry around this look that says, “I’m not happy, but this is as good as it will get.” I’m sorry, but if I’m going…
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JAMIE Vardy’s new wife was among the few unlucky football fans caught up in the chaotic violence between England, Russia and police at the stadium in Marseille. Rebekah Vardy, 34, posted a photo on Twitter of her enjoying a pint before the 8 o’clock kick-off against Russia with the caption: “In with the carnage amongst…
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In a world where addiction to smartphones has become a norm, couples may now have to choose between saving their marriages by applying self-control or moving on happily ever after with electronic gadgets. Image: Say no to divorce; apply self control on smartphones addiction. A report says addiction to smartphones has crashed a marriage after…
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Amid rumors of a divorce, Ryan Giggs’ estranged wife was pictured mourning for what seems to be the loss of her marriage, outside a club Saturday night in the company of a good friend. It has, indeed, been a bitter-sweet marriage. Ryan Giggs’ wife, Stacey pictured (Right) with Gary Neville’s wife Emma (L).
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This is a letter sent from a husband to the loving and faithful wife: Dear Sweetheart, It’s a pity that I can’t send my salary this month as usual so I am sending 100 kisses. Kindly understand that the bad days will soon be over. I’m working harder than before and hoping it will get…
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