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Germans die in dozens every year for masturbating “too much”

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There are wide controversies surrounding the positive and negative effects of masturbation amid reports that most self-pleasing Germans are reportedly dying each year from the act, but what the laws say for jerking off in public will definitely interest you.

While researchers are yet to conclude on the possibility that one could die from orgasm, a new report from Focus magazine says solo sex is highly unlikely to kill, but stressed that some certain practices employed in the process can be life-threatening.

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According to the report, there’s a great need for people to watch what they do and how it’s done in their quest to reach a satisfactory peak – no one wants to learn the hard way so, this is more serious than you think.

At least two Germans die each year from masturbation-related complications.

A large number of such deaths go unreported because family members often consider the shame they would face.

The most common cause of death was identified as hypoxyphilia or autoerotic asphyxiation – a practice that involves a person deliberately restricting the flow of oxygen to their brain in order to enhance sexual arousal.

In December 2017, one of such incidents took place in Hesse. A man’s lifeless body was found chained in his own basement, with local authorities concluding that the death occurred due to an “autoerotic accident.”

Interestingly, there are some weird and incomprehensible “masturbation laws” around the world – some of them, unfortunate, and many of them, crazy and stupid.

A Swedish court in 2013 ruled that masturbation is allowed in public “if it is not directed at any person,” and to buttress this fact, a 65-year-old man who was previously arrested for masturbating on the beach got acquitted.

The law took a different stand in the United Kingdom, where it is strictly illegal to masturbate in public.

A United States politician in 2017 presented a bill titled Man’s Right To Know. The legislative proposal was aimed at issuing a $100 fine against any one found guilty of “indecent exposure,” as masturbation is also known in the UK, with claims that such acts are against an unborn child.

However, the proposed sex law says offenders only have rights to pleasure themselves in a sanctioned session at a hospital or clinic.

Climaxing with help from objects or the fingers except a penis, was not considered the same as ejaculating outside either a vagina or medical facility, an act which was described by the headline stipulation as “against an unborn child.”

“It is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life,” said Jessica Farrar, a Democrat from Texas.

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A court in Italy also cleared masturbation as a criminal offence, even if it done with intentions of getting noticed by the general public.

During the 2016 proclamation in Italy, a man named Pietro L., who spent 3 months behind bars for “practising auto-eroticism” in front of Catania university students had his ruling overturned.

Italy’s highest court, La Corte di Cassazion, said the recent government reforms eliminated “the criminal aspects of sentencing for obscene acts in public places,” and freed the man who had been forced to pay a fine of €3,420.

You wouldn’t believe, however, that the punishment for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation or a maximum sentence of 32 months.

According to a list of punishments for indecent exposure compiled by The Guardian, Saudi Arabia offers 3 years behind bars and 300 strokes of the cane.

In a very special 2011 circumstance at a Brazilian court, a woman testified with evidence from a doctor that she has an insurmountable urge to masturbate 47 times per day. The court ordered her employer to grant at least 15 minutes break every two hours in order to allow her some time “to relax properly.”

Seeking cure for masturbation? This HandzOff anti-masturbatory cream from Charles Clymer can help – I really hope.

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