On a very lovely Easter day some years back, I decided to visit my 5-year-old granddaughter Julia, and had to dress my best for the memorable encounter.

I wore my most expensive suit with a bowler hat, tie, jacket and staff to match. It was supposed to be a perfect outing.

On getting to the Julia’s home, her first words were: “Grandpa, you look so handsome today. Did you take a shower?”