Laughter
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In the quiet moments of dawn’s gentle kiss, Lies a truth often missed, yet pure as bliss. For happiness is not a treasure to seek, But a gift bestowed, soft and meek. Like morning dew on petals light, A fleeting touch, yet brilliant and bright. It’s in laughter shared and kind words spoken, In hearts…
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A man was suspecting his wife of cheating he decided to go to his village and consult a juju man (sorcerer). The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard. 🤔🤔🤔 So, the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.…
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ANOTHER WAHALA Driver When We Reach Benin, Please Tell Me!!! “”An old woman boarded a bus from Calabar to Lagos and told the driver: “Driver, please, when we reach Benin tell me o.” The driver nodded and then she shouted again: “My children, una hear wetin I tell am?” Everybody responded: “Yes, mama.” On the…
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An Igbo doctor can’t find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a signpost outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR 20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic… 🌞Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste” 🌝Igbo man: “Nurse,…
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Don’t break anybody’s heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206. If you ever fart in public, just yell, “Turbo power!” and walk faster. Yo momma is so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon. Interviewer: “What’s your greatest weakness?” Candidate: “Honesty.” Interviewer: “I don’t think honesty is…
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