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Man With A Monstrous 18.9 Inch P*nis Says He Loves It (Viewers Discretion Advised).

A Mexican man whose massive penis measures 18.9 inches has rejected suggestions for a penile reduction surgery. He is said to be obsessed with his most-prized possession, and wouldn’t want doctors tampering with it.

The well-endowed South American has retained his position as the world’s “luckiest man”. Pictures don’t lie, do they?.

This man boasts of the world’s “most massive and longest penis.” Guess what, he’s very proud of his tool and doesn’t even want you to cry for him or wonder who the lucky woman could be.

“The Ladies’ Man,” as you’re free to call him, looks like an unarmed soldier who goes into a battle field without guns or bombs. His supernatural powers is sure to make any unsuspecting woman lose consciousness at first sight.

Don’t think he’s a soldier because can’t even do push-ups.

The 18.9 inches manhood sleeps on its own pillow to ease off the pain.

Doctors revealed the penile extension strategy which resulted in this massive penis. He has been stretching his tool with weights since he was a teen.

*Don’t try this at home! You may end up dead.

According to a report from The Sun, this proud 54-year-old has severally rejected offers to get him under the knife. He says “NO” like his life depends on it.

This well-endowed man whose names are Roberto Esquivel Cabrera told reporters that he will never give a second thought to surgeries, even if it means going without sex forever. He just won’t let anyone reduce that thing.

Roberto is from Saltillo, a location in Mexico. He smashed Guinness World Record after his manhood was measured and confirmed to be 18.9 inches, but the organization is yet to grant him the recognition he desires.

An American actor named Jonah Falcon was the previous record holder. His tool lost to Roberto’s with over 5 inches.

Falcon’s penis was 9.5 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when aroused.

“I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world,” Roberto bragged in an interview with Barcroft TV.

Sadly for our “manly man,” he is yet to get an award for his abundant blessings.

Guinness World Records seem to be biased or rather offline at this time, but thanks to the media, Roberto may soon get a certificate – and the woman he desires.

“I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognize this record,” he said.

You wouldn’t dare think other men dream to be like Roberto, not even “yours truly” – unless that qualifies him a religious head or a spiritual leader.

Unfortunately, a team of doctors who belong to a medical community have asked him to consider a free penile reduction but his confidence remains strong.

A doctor named Jesus David Gonzalez said: “We have advised him, ‘Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn’t hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children.

“But he doesn’t accept it, he’d rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people, saying ‘I’m happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have.'”

Roberto sees his advisers as evil men who won’t stop at anything to take his joy away.

Are the doctors being jealous or mindful of what harm he might face in the future with his bing bang bang penis.

Dr. Gonzalez continued: “In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho. 

“It’s something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feel special.

“He was obsessed with the penis length.

“He began with this enlargement since he was a teenager, wrapping some bands around his penis with some weights and trying to stretch it.”

If you have any advise for Roberto “The Ladies’ Man,” kindly send in your comments.

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