Don’t laugh alone

A small argument between a couple turns violent.


Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out!


Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse??

laughter

If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.


If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…

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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.

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Son: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!


Dad: What role are you playing?


Son: A husband!


Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!